Thursday, January 12, 2006

Observations on Life:

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Imperial Wife: “Let’s have French toast for breakfast.”

Devoted Manservant: {looking in fridge} “Uhm, can’t. No eggs.”

IW: “What? You didn’t TELL me we were out of eggs!”

DM: “uhmmm..” {Points to the word “Eggs” on shopping list hanging on front of fridge}

IW: ...

DM:

IW: “Well, I knew we were LOW on eggs, but you didn’t tell me we were OUT of eggs.”

DM:

IW:

DM: “Uh, yeah, well, my bad, I guess. Sorry. So, how does oatmeal sound?”