Wednesday, January 11, 2006

If I weren't happily married....

Women for whom I would quite possibly risk toppling my entire empire, plunging the entire known world into the pyre of a bloody and senseless war...

  1. Keira Knightley
  2. Jessica Alba
  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
  4. Madeleine Stowe
  5. Hillary Duff
  6. Maria Sharapova

A close second to:

  1. Liz Phair
  2. Amanda Bynes (ok, yeah, I'm a perv...)
  3. Amy Lee (Evanescence)
  4. Shania Twain

On the other hand: Supposedly hot and famous women who I wouldn't cross the street to shove into a mud puddle:

  1. Britney Spears
  2. Paris Hilton
  3. Angelina Jolie (so sue me...)
  4. Drew Barrymore
  5. Cameron Diaz