If I weren't happily married....

Women for whom I would quite possibly risk toppling my entire empire, plunging the entire known world into the pyre of a bloody and senseless war...

1. Keira Knightley
2. Jessica Alba
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Madeleine Stowe
5. Hillary Duff
6. Maria Sharapova

A close second to:

1. Liz Phair
2. Amanda Bynes (ok, yeah, I'm a perv...)
3. Amy Lee (Evanescence)
4. Shania Twain

On the other hand: Supposedly hot and famous women who I wouldn't cross the street to shove into a mud puddle:

1. Britney Spears
2. Paris Hilton
3. Angelina Jolie (so sue me...)
4. Drew Barrymore
5. Cameron Diaz