All I can say is....
Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him?!
And on a related note, I think it's time to give the border patrol LAVs:
Shots fired at Border Patrol
The reactionary rantings of an unapologetically fanatical right-wing zealot, dedicated to exposing all manner of journalistic malfeasance, philosophical hypcocrisy, and moral incontinence.
Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him?!