The next in a series of Protein Wisdom-esque conversations with my military issue desktop stapler.

me: So, bet you figure you're "Old Corps," huh?

stapler:

me: Been around since Christ was a Corporal, and all that, right?

stapler:

me: Probably stapled the Magna Carta together or something, eh?

stapler:

me: Bet you knew Chesty Puller, and drank beer with ol' Dan Daily...

stapler:

me:

stapler:

me: Yeah, well, the day you staple ten pages together at once, THEN you'll have MY respect.

stapler:

me: Beeotch.