Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Top News Story!!

SCOTUS nominations? Yada. Yada.
Afghan elections? Old news.
Avian Bird Flu pandemic?{{yaaaawn}}

But DID YOU HEAR?!

Tyra Banks Proves Breasts Are Real

I know the wondering has been keeping you awake at night, so I thought it best to get the word out as quickly as I could. As, you know, a public service.