Shocking Universal Social Truths Revealed
Paris Hilton, really, is just NOT that good looking.
S'matter of fact, she's bascially a skank.
You heard it here first, folks.
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The reactionary rantings of an unapologetically fanatical right-wing zealot, dedicated to exposing all manner of journalistic malfeasance, philosophical hypcocrisy, and moral incontinence.
Paris Hilton, really, is just NOT that good looking.