Wednesday, May 04, 2005

An excerpt from an unfortunate exchange about my new personal organizer

him: "Dude, is that a purse?"

me: "I prefer the term 'Personal Organizer'."

him: "Dude, that's a purse."

me: "Call it what you will, it's really quite handy."

him: "Dude. You're a dude. And that's a purse. Just...wrong."

me: "Shut up."

him: "Dude."

me: "Listen! You want me to pepper spray your ass? Because I've got some right here in my, uhm, Organizer!"

him:

me: "No, wait. That's my lip balm. Hold on, I know it's in here somewhere..."

him: "Dude..."