Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Feminism Joke

I posted this over at Brenda's blog, and decided it was just so damn witty and charming, that I had to post it here, too.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Right! Like I’m going to penetrate the sacred vaginal orifice of the light socket with that degenerate phallic representation of male domination. Oh Suuuure. You’d just love for me to “screw” that lightbulb in, wouldn’t you? That’s all women are to you, right? Just receptacles for your oppressive male “light bulb.” Me, I’m goint to light a candle. Setting fire to the tip of the phallic obelisk fills me with such empowerment!