Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Ann Coulter Hits another homer.

Freeze! I just had my nails done! by Ann Coulter

Ann goes off like a well-aimed rifle shot on the affirmative action crowd responsible for putting an underweight, female rent-a-cop with a hulking homocidal felon.

I love Ann's stuff, mostly because she's willing to say all those intolerant things like, well, the TRUTH.
I think I have an idea that would save money and lives: Have large men escort violent criminals. Admittedly, this approach would risk another wave of nausea and vomiting by female professors at Harvard. But there are also advantages to not pretending women are as strong as men, such as fewer dead people. Even a female math professor at Harvard should be able to run the numbers on this one.
Git 'em, girl. Once again, it becomes necessary to state the blindingly obvious in the hope of helping the blindingly clueless to, well, get a clue.

Acknowledging reality wouldn't be all bad for women. For one thing, they won't have to confront violent felons on methamphetamine. So that's good. Also, while a sane world would not employ 5-foot-tall grandmothers as law enforcement officers, a sane world would also not give full body-cavity searches to 5-foot-tall grandmothers at airports.
Whirred, sistah.