Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Clinton Rebuilding Indonesia?

Is it just me, or does the idea of giving Bill Clinton the nod for rebuilding the sex capital of the world just not sound like a good idea at all?

A rapist and serial adulterer with a proven history of taking money from all the wrong people for all the wrong reasons, is put in charge of fund raising for relief efforts, managing contracts (which he will undoubtedly give to the Chinese -- Panama Canal anyone?), and putting the kibosh on the rising trade in sex slave from Tsunami victims.

I suspect he'll do most of his fund raising at Buddhist temples (may have to bring in Al Gore on that one). A couple of years from now there will be a big UN "food-for-sex" scandal, and I don't EVEN want to imagine what part Kofi Annan will play in THAT one, because it's a visual I just don't need.

I honestly can't see Clinton getting any work done, what with dollar pitcher nights and half-price table dances on Tuesdays. "No, no, no, Mr Clinton. When we said we wanted you to get on top of the sex trade in Thailand, we didn't mean, well, literally."